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we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
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@8 hours ago with 43690 notes
this needs no explanation
it’s just
bro in a dishwasher
dishwasherstuck
| dean: | hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something |
| sam: | k |
| dean: | so...so it's like this all right |
| dean: | you know how i love pie the best |
| sam: | *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best |
| dean: | yeah, i always did. since i can remember. |
| dean: | and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake-- |
| sam: | you'd throw a bitch fit |
| dean: | i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking |
| dean: | anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever. |
| dean: | but imagine that one day this cake came into my life |
| dean: | this really amazing cake |
| dean: | like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate |
| dean: | plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will |
| dean: | and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now |
| dean: | and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome |
| dean: | but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again |
| dean: | i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life |
| sam: | dean wat |
| dean: | |
| sam: | what are you even saying |
| dean: | |
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| dean: | i might be a little bit gay for cas |
Write The Best Content Of Your Life By Having Constant Panic Attacks And Using Your Mental Instability To Create A Facade Of Creativity And Turn This All Into A Crutch For Your Fragile Ego + Sense Of Self
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@8 hours ago with 307 notesmy hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
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@8 hours ago with 19592 notesi’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
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